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1. When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
2. I want u 2 know dat our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry.U laugh I laugh. U jump out of the window... I look down & Then... i laugh again
3. Girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button You will be disconnected
4. When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
5. God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
6. shah jahan ne taj mahal ki har dewar ko dekha, har menar ko dekha, har kaleen ko dakha, har khidki ko dekha or bola.... maa kasam bohut kharcha ho gaya hai
7. Munna Bhai: Circuit agar bina dantoon ka kuta kate to kya karne ka ??? Circuit: Bole to simple bhai .. bina sui ka injection lene ka ..
8. on 11th of sept, usama bin laden sang his favorite song.. ''o mai nikla plane leke raste mei New york mei ek mor aaya MAIN 'W.T.C' tor aya''
9. Dil jis ko diya wo dhili chali gai . pyar jis say kiya wo italy chali gai ... Phir dil nay socha khud kashi kar k daikhain.. Haath switch mai diya to bijli chali gai..
10. Tere inbox main mere sms ko pannah mil jaye, To reply na kare to tera mobile fanaa ho jaye.
11. Tutor: write ur fathers name in english. Bunty wrote : beautiful red underwear. Tutor : r u joking? Bunty : no sir, his name is "sunder lal chadda"
12. Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi. Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....
13. AAJ AAP "DIL" MAANGO DAIN GE "JIGER" MAANGO DAIN GE "DHARKAN" MANNGO DAIN GE "JAAN"TAK MAANGO DE SAKTE HAIN KIYON KE IN 4 FILMOON KI CDS GHAR PER PARI HOWI HAIN HEHE
14. Wife : Look dear that is my ex boy friend in the bar drinking since i left him 10 yrs Husband : Nonsense no one can CELEBRATE that long..
15. Larka lerki se : Janeman is dil mein chali aao Lerki : Sandle utaron kya? Larka : Stupid ye masjid nahi hai ayse hi aa jao
16. pesh hai pehli baar aap k mobile mein nahata hua larka neeche jao or dekho !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! or neechhe bare besharam ho aap but aaj thand hai larka kal nahaye ga!!!!
17. Free stay Free breakfast Free lunch Free dinner Free trust Free security Don't loose this opportunity just dial 100 & say ULLU K PATHAY
18. God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!
19. *~-BUMPER OFFER-~* Send me sms & win 10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO 29" TV ka BOX Dubai janay walay plane ko TATA kernay ka moqa aur mere saath DINNER wo bhi aap k gher .....
20. Jab tum hansti ho tu lagta hai ke insaan pahle bander tha. Dekhao ghusaa mat karoo kyunki jab tum ghusaa karti ho tu lagta hai ke insaan aaj bhi bander hai!!
21. Gari ruki. khirki khuli. nazro sa nazra mili. our app na kaha, Allah ka naam pa aik rupia da da baba
22. Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."